HOW TO GROOM LIKE A MAN

 Start with a dime size amount of oil in your hand, rub hands together.( You will want to rub it all over your body.DO NOT. save it for the beard)

Start applying it to the beard. ( you are fighting the temptation to rub it all over yourself. keep it up ! you are doing great. )

Work the oil from the sides , all into and under the beard , around the stache & any other hair you may be rocking. ( on the face keep it on the face !!! ) ..ahhem, we are still here.... back to the beard. 

Stare at the beautiful shine and luster your beard has. its stately and manly , and you now are taming its glory. wait 10 minutes for the oils to penetrate the shafts of hair.

Stand in awe of the luxurious softness of your beard and how it looks feels, and smells... -mindblown-

Wear proper attire before leaving the house to fend off random women, men small animals and mythical creatures who will want to touch and shove their faces and or horns, fingers in said glorious beard.